Zax Dezignz Shhh... No One Cares Long Sleeve Tee — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This long-sleeve tee speaks in low-key sarcasm — soft, slightly vintage, and quietly bold. The clean white cotton base carries a simple, deadpan message on the chest: “Shhh... No one cares.” It settles into everyday routines: worn over a pair of jeans while running errands, layered under a jacket for a coffee shop day, or pulled on for slow weekends at home. The heavier, vintage-feel cotton and ribbed collar give it a lived-in comfort that ages well, while the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat. It’s for people who prefer understated humor and honest wardrobes — garments that say what they mean without shouting. Fits true to a classic cut but runs slightly smaller, so size up for a relaxed fit.
Product features
- Environmentally-manufactured thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner look
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid colors 100% cotton; some heathers and safety colors contain polyester)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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